Movie Review:- Puss in Boots!!

Want my opinion on Puss in Boots??? Please don't waste your time and money going to watch it!..I was very disappointed with the story line..

Puss in Boots

If what you had in mind of Puss in Boots was anything close to what you saw in Shrek, well my friend, prepare to be let down.Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots, Salma Hayek as Kitty Softpaws and Zach Galifianakis as Humpty. 

Kitty Softpaws

This is by far the most disappointing story next to Immortals, here's the reasons why. The story begins with Puss,escaping form prison of some sort,then ends up in a bar where he learns about the ''magic beans''.  He begins the journey of hunting for the magic beans and bumps into Kitty Softpaws,who also tries to steal the beans. The ''Magic Beans'' they refer to in the movie is from the story Jack and the Beanstalk. Puss and Kitty were trying to steal the beans from Jack and Jill,yes,this is Jack and Jill from the nursery rhyme. They obviously fail in stealing it.

Puss chases Kitty back to wherever she came from,to only find out that she works for Humpty (Alexander) Dumpty,who betrayed Puss a long time ago. Kitty manages to convince Puss that they would make a good team,and so he agrees. They go on an adventure that has been carefully planned out by Humpty Dumpty and steal the beans from Jack and Jill and plant in the right spot and the stalk grows so big and high into the clouds and they make their way to the castle.

Instead of stealing the 9 golden eggs,they brilliantly steal the goosling because it poops golden eggs!*if only my cat did the same*. They flee the castle in a drop through the drainage pipe into a free fall from only god knows how high. Land back on ground and make their way back to the their village. Puss then finds out he has been betrayed by Humpty Dumpty aka The Egg, Kitty and everybody else in the movie as they all have been working for The Egg, to get his revenge back at Puss for choosing the harmony of the village over The Egg..

In the end, The Egg kills himself for being such a bad friend, the goosling*i don't even know how to spell anymore* is returned to it's mother with no blood spill,Kitty Softpaws and Puss ride into the sunset a happy couple..The End.

A fairly disappointing movie that killed a few of my brain cells for a couple of hours. Moral of the story:- Never betray a friend & Do not steal.Overall, I'd rate the movie a 2/5,only because Puss did this.

*If you plan on watching this movie in 3D, don't bother.*

What a terrible let down! On another note..Kudos to our Harimau Muda for the unexpected win of 5-4 against the Garuda Muda's of Indonesia!!


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The Adultery Club - Book Review *18SX*

''A man who cheats with you will cheat on you,so how are you ever going to trust him even if you do manage to pries him away from his sad-sack spouse? And let's get real,the odds on that happening are microscopic, despite the friend of a friend everyone knows who finally got to walk down the aisle with one husband, slightly used, after years of patients waiting. It's an urban myth. If they don't leave their wives in 3 months, they'll never leave.''- Tess Stimson.


I have just finished reading the book Adultery Club,I bought a while ago. Finally had the chance to sit down and read,with no need to be conscious of time and frantically running about having to be at places.So,here's my adaptation of this fantastic book! The story is pretty much a reflection of what had happened in my childhood.

by Tess Stimson

Happily married to a beautiful wife,cookbook writer Malinche, with 3 young daughters,lawyer Nicholas Lyon never expected his growing passion for Sara Kaplan, a vivacious young attorney in his law firm,or that his wife will also be confronting her own temptation in the person of an ex-lover,in a candid and witty novel of modern relationships.

The book is written in 3 point of views. I normally am very selective of books that have more then one person's point of view as the story can get repetitive and misleading. Nonetheless, Tess Stimson has proved me wrong. There's always 2 side to a story and it is nice for once to know what the other person is thinking,or why a certain something was said or done.

Sophie the eldest daughter, is nine years old, matured enough to know of whats happening to her perfect family, and doesn't take all that's happening to well.

Evie on the other hand, has a different take on life. She is more of a in the moment,seize the day kinda child. I must say though,she has a wacky sense of humor. I'll let you in on some of them.

''I found a cat today, but it was dead,'' six year old Evie announces.

I suppressed a shoulder. ''How did you know it was dead?''

'' Because I pissed in it's ear,and it didn't move'', Evie says.

''You did what?''

''You know'',she says impatiently. "I leaned over and went 'Psst!', and it didn't move.''

And in another occasion,

''Moses --and I quote -- 'led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread,which is bread made without any ingredients. Then went up Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it''.

I snorted with laughter. 

''No,no,wait,it gets better,'' Mal giggles. ''Ancient Egypt was old. it was inhabited by the gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in Sara Dessert. Climate of Sara is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere''.

Ha ha,well there you have it, innocent six year old Evie's innocence.

Not forgetting their baby girl Metheny,who is 2 years old,and doesn't say much.

Sara Kaplan on the other hand,is a 26 year old divorce lawyer who is new to the firm Fisher Richard and Lyon. A very alluring young lady,who could anyone aroused.

''I sought her out with the most honest intentions.I truly meant for this to be a tying up of loose ends.

But that touch is all it takes. A fire ignites between us; my cock is hard rock in an instant, and Sara's eyelids flutter,I smell her arousal. Gripping her face between my palms, I bruise her lips beneath mine. I taste the metallic tang of blood and don't know which one of us is cut.

She yanks my shirt out of my trousers as I propel her backwards towards the glossy mahogany conference table and  shove her skirt over her thighs. She fumbles with my belt buckle. Button plink across the table as I rip open her shirt. I push aside her panties with fierce fingers. 

 I would like to continue,but I urge you to buy the book and have the pleasure of reading it for yourself. And trust me, there will be many more sexy encounters like this.

Malinche Lyon, is Nicholas cookbook writer wife, who is the type of wife every man dreams of having. She cooks,cleans,provides for the family and looks after the kids with the helping hand of her best friend Kit. i admire how she did not cause a World War 3 with Nicholas when she found out details she should not have.  A strong women, who should be an example to many women out there who are in similar situation.

Nicholas Lyon, a husband, a dad, a provider who was providing for his family dutifully. All of which came to a halt the moment he saw Sara Kaplan. The man's desires and lust could not be contained. He craved to have her,and took every opportunity he had.

I love how the story ends, with just the simplicity of valuing LOVE and all that it encompasses. 

I would say,this is a typical story of a husband,wife and the mistress, with surprising twists and amazing amount of patients, passion and pleasure.

I'll end with another Evie's EPIC moments,

''Two by two the son of a bitch is 4; two by three the son of a bitch is 6, I asked Evie where did she hear this, she said in school. I stormed in,to question what they had been teaching. When I related the encounter to her teacher, she laughed so hard she had to sit. She then later explained, that she said, two by two THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.''

That's all for now, I implore you to get the book in any of the MPH outlets(got mine there) or any of the bookstores near you!..

Mwah!Mwah!..XoXo..Love ya:)

PS: Please accept my sincere apologies on the repetitive post, Dr will be checking it this weekend. 

Thank you for reading!!!My name is Anita Joyce and I cover lifestyle events in Kuala Lumpur, food reviews, movies, tech and other random stuff. ''Like''my facebook pageto stay tuned for updates!You may contact me via my email at anita.joyce[at]rocketmail[dot]com

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Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 Review & Price ( Malaysia)

Greetings my fellow earthlings!!:) Some of you may know that I am a very proud user of the super awesome..Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1...and I am very happy to say that I LOVE IT..:)

The lightest, slimmest and the most powerful of it's class, and not to mention one of the most controversial. 
Lets go over the details,shall we? Well, as for the first impression on the looks of the Galaxy Tab 10.1, it is thin with a width of only 8.6mm and really light with a weight of only 565g. There are the ''Power,Volume,Sim card slot and the Audio jack'' button on the side for easy access. As for the length of the screen it is slightly shorter then its competitor.

As for the specifications, it has the latest Android 3.1(Honeycomb)OS 10.1'' WXGA1280x800 display and a 1GHz Dual Core application processor. Now,isn't that fantastic?


Another awesome feature of the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 is, it has surround sound speakers on both sides of the Tab which will enhance your listening experience! The Tab however, does not have Microsoft Office but instead comes with Polaris Office which not only supports your Word document but also your PDF files. One of the major feature that the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 boasts about is the Adobe Flash Player 10.3.

Its the time to Tab!!

The Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 has a 7000mAh battery which is supposed to last 9-11 hours depending on the type of usage ie: music can be up to 17 hours. Do take note that the Network Connection (Usage of WiFi and 3G)  will affect the table's battery life, however playing games on the Tab will not affect the life span  of the battery as much.

                        

If your wondering what is the processing speed of the Tab, well, we have fantastic news for you! Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 has a Tegra 1GHz Dual Core application processor.

There are 5 walls that you may customize but not much widget to add on when compared with its competitors.  Some widgets allows you to adjust the dimension, which is something new to have.


As far as the Task manager & Screen Capture short-cut  on the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 goes, it is easy to access the Task Manager from the bottom of the screen as it is easy to control the application. It is also easy to ''Screen Capture'' shots off the Tab, thanks to the short-cut.

There is a SWYPE keyboard preserved in this Samsung gadget. Wondering what a SWYPE keyboard is??   Swype is a clever input method for mobile devices that allows the users to type by sweeping their fingers over the keys.  But it is not the default keyboard that you use, so remember to customize it.

The YouTube application on the The Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 has an amazing feel to it because all the videos will appear as thumbnails and you can scroll between them. The videos however, can only be watched in mobile version(low quality) and HD version.

As for your Video and Audio Experience on the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1, it is somewhat mind boggling as it has surround stereo speaker and high resolution screen (1280x800). As an added advantage you can switch your audio to 5.1 channel surround sound.


For your Internet Browsing pleasure, you can view a full web page and you may also enlarge the screen with just two fingers! We know how everyone loves playing ''The Sims'' or ''The Smurfs & Co'' on Facebook, now you can do it on a full screen!! Another feature of the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 is, it has its own browser or you can download the Firefox Tablet browser from the Android Market.

The camera on the Tablet has a 3.0 Mega Pixel Camera AF with LED Flash on the back and a 2.0 Mega Pixel camera on the front.

As far as the Gaming Experience goes, you can download games from the Android market. The Tablet supports 3D Graphic games. It's definitely one smooth experience!

Like all other electronic devices, The Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 also has the File Transfer & Synchronization function, and we recommend that you use Kies WiFi to do all your transfers and synchronization instead of the cable that comes with the tablet.

Hungry to know what accessories the Tablet comes with?? The Keyboard Dock that functions without the usage of battery.This is a must have accessory for Galaxy Tab 10.1 as it solves your typing vows. This full sized keyboard converts your tablet to a portable computer. 

Adapters The Tablet also comes with a USB Adaptor, which makes it easier access to transfer your files.

COVERS and CASES
It is very important to keep Galaxy Tab away from dust as it might damage the looks.There are textile covers, leather covers and more. 

MULTIMEDIA DOCK

Now, Multimedia Dock is another one of those accessories which would turn your tablet PC into a mini entertainment center. 

• A keyboard dock (RM299)
• Bluetooth keyboard with case (RM399)
• "Book Cover" case (RM219)
• Neoprene Pouch (RM129)
• Desktop dock (RM109)
• USB connection kit (RM109)
• HDMI adapter (RM139)

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Justin Timberlake & Mila Kunis on Being Nude!

Actress Mila Kunis says she dozed off while shooting a lovemaking scene with "Friends With Benefits" co-star Justin Timberlake.

The Ukrainian-born actress admits the pair had to do so many naked scenes during the shoot that she got tired and took a nap, reports thesun. "Towards the very end, we were shooting the lovemaking scene at his father's house. It was like an 18-hour-long day and 17 hours into it, I was laying there and...and I was like: 'I'm just going to close my eyes for a minute'. "Next thing I know, you're like: 'OK, we're done!' I literally took a nap!" said Kunis.

source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com


Soundtrack from Friends with Benefits


 “Jump” by Kriss Kross, “Closing Time” by Semisonic, and Steppenwolf’s “Magic Carpet Ride (Philip Steir Remix)”.


source: http://www.littleratbastard.com

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review on friends with benefits

i swear to god!!i jus watched friends with benefits and il send u the review...:)


im sorry..i jus cried..and i feel stupid..coz i have no words to tell u how fucking awesome it was...and i noe i was suppose to write a review as soon as i watched it...but im telling u..this is no movie to wait for...go buy a pirated cd or download from an illegal website and watch the fucking shit!!!..its awesome like beyond awesome!!!!...i swear..or u can kill me,sue me..wateca makes u happy..

thats all for now..i cant upload the copy of the movie i have here..soo umm...go find it!!!!!!!like now...gooo...gooo..goooo!!!!!!..quick!!wat u doing reading this??!!!!!GOOOOO!!!!

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