Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dick Fruit!!!!

immmm baaacckk!!!...sorry for being missing in action for like soooo long...well u see soooo much has happened n jus a couple of days and well ive been rely rely busy with work like whoooaaa!!!...whole company under revamp..and guess who's job it is to come up with even names on menu???...u got that right!...meeee!!...well...its like awesome n all but the smoking has drastically increased to 1 pack a day..well almost laa...and botak is attempting to kick me outta the house...still tinking abt moving out..


today..at the office a guy came in for interview and i was sooo stressed looking at a sheet with thoooouuussaaanndddsss of customers names and email adds and purchase amounts and the most important of all telephone numberrrss!!...u noe...i call sexy expats everyday and talk to them...well konon nyer nk buat review la...lol..i normally jus drool over the fact that they have sexy accents and fucking sexy voices!!...u noe i melt if a guy has relllyy relllyy deep voice...like simon D'cruz...jj n ean have kiddy voices!!...hehe...but both bald..so its excepted..sexy!..:)...and haha...tgk..lari topic...well this guy..i jus took a glance at him then had to pandang 2 kali u noe coz his hair was sooo freaking weird!!...lol....he literaly looked like this


i literaly...burrrsstt out laughing like crazy...it was sooo hilarious...and our hr manager's first question to him was..why does ur hair look like this..and he went ouh saya rebonding rambut then terus rosak!...like fuck it was hilarious....and then another thing...click on the link and tell me wat u see...well DO NOT advertise this on any pubic domain coz its related to the company i work with....we came across this while revamping the website...fucking hilarious....http://www.doorstep.com.my/index.php/household-toilet-care-c-177_139?sessionId=h48f01dlou7s3po0dq90fu3di1........

 ahhhhhh...and yess....found this a couple of days ago...thought id share it with u...hahahah!!!...DICK FRUIT!!!.....damn....look at the size of that ting!!!...well..its one ting to be reading what i write and a wholleee other thing to be with me as i find this kinda stuff....owh the blessed holy words that come flying outta my mouth with no filter...owh the joy it put on ppls faces is priceless... 


well thats all for now...tata till later!!....i love u alll sooo much for being my faithfull supported...pls..click on those bloody add's for me then shut the link...haha..im lame..i noe..ur awesome!!...mwwwaahhh!!...lotsssaa loottssaa love and hugs and kisses from me to u!!...wish i could walk ard with ya'll in my pocket!:)..i have a soft bumm...

and for the ppl i nearly killed of making ya'll laugh sooo much over the phone this past week.....im sorry for making ur tummy hurt and making u cry...but ur damn right the next time u call me...get tissue and a oxygen tank!...i killed my boss today:)

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