Saturday, August 27, 2011

Jus somethings i wish i could say...

Dear Weekend, I swear the weekdays mean nothing to me. You're the one I want to be with.

has been left unsupervised with the alcohol and laptop... God help me lol x

I love the way you lie... Ha ha Joking . Lie to me again, I'll tie you to the bed and set this house on fire

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem,
but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem .
Any problem??

3. Tip of the day; you think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror..try breaking a condom..

<-- You see that picture? That's me. And you better take a good, long, look at it cause, it is the most beautiful thing you will EVER see.

tried being normal. Didn't like the feeling, so I'm going back to being ME.

I'm not crazy, I'm having fun. I'm not weird, I'm one of a kind. I'm just me

has been brought to you today by the letters W, T, and F

I am not sarcastic.  I'm intelligent beyond your comprehension.

I asked my mom for money and she said "does it look like i am made of money?" i said "well that's what m.o.m. stands for.

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead, go slow"

Birdie Birdie in the sky, made a poopy in my eye. Me no frown, me no cry. Me just happy cows can't fly !(:

when life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming!!

I have a STALKER... It's name is MONDAY. It  just keeps coming back even though I don't want anything to do with it.

DIET===Do I Eat That??

its just one of those days where you tell everyone to F.O.C.U.S. = f*ck off cause ur stupid

people who try to bring you down are the people beneath you.

im awesome..DEAL WITH IT!

My whole life people have told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!" Then they sit there and wonder why I'm so quiet!

Drama does have a sister.. Karma and yes she does get around!

KEEP DISTANCE I'm highly allergic to stupid people !!

Attention all Drama Queens - auditions have been cancelled for today..

Gooood Morning friends, family, and azzholes!! Each one of U know what category U fit in, so no need to ponder nor ask.

has 2 rules. Rule 1: I am always right. Rule 2: If I am wrong, refer to rule 1.

Can you do me a favor?  Stand in front of my car.  I need to test my brakes.

I love my job, I love my job, wait.. I NEED my job, I NEED my job...Well at least until I hit the lottery!

said,     If I ruled the world, We would only work 2 days a week and be off for 5. Who's with me!!


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