Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dick Fruit!!!!

immmm baaacckk!!!...sorry for being missing in action for like soooo long...well u see soooo much has happened n jus a couple of days and well ive been rely rely busy with work like whoooaaa!!!...whole company under revamp..and guess who's job it is to come up with even names on menu???...u got that right!...meeee!!...well...its like awesome n all but the smoking has drastically increased to 1 pack a day..well almost laa...and botak is attempting to kick me outta the house...still tinking abt moving out..

today..at the office a guy came in for interview and i was sooo stressed looking at a sheet with thoooouuussaaanndddsss of customers names and email adds and purchase amounts and the most important of all telephone numberrrss!!...u noe...i call sexy expats everyday and talk to them...well konon nyer nk buat review la...lol..i normally jus drool over the fact that they have sexy accents and fucking sexy voices!!...u noe i melt if a guy has relllyy relllyy deep voice...like simon D'cruz...jj n ean have kiddy voices!!...hehe...but both bald..so its excepted..sexy!..:)...and haha...tgk..lari topic...well this guy..i jus took a glance at him then had to pandang 2 kali u noe coz his hair was sooo freaking weird!!...lol....he literaly looked like this

i literaly...burrrsstt out laughing like crazy...it was sooo hilarious...and our hr manager's first question to him was..why does ur hair look like this..and he went ouh saya rebonding rambut then terus rosak!...like fuck it was hilarious....and then another thing...click on the link and tell me wat u see...well DO NOT advertise this on any pubic domain coz its related to the company i work with....we came across this while revamping the website...fucking hilarious....http://www.doorstep.com.my/index.php/household-toilet-care-c-177_139?sessionId=h48f01dlou7s3po0dq90fu3di1........

 ahhhhhh...and yess....found this a couple of days ago...thought id share it with u...hahahah!!!...DICK FRUIT!!!.....damn....look at the size of that ting!!!...well..its one ting to be reading what i write and a wholleee other thing to be with me as i find this kinda stuff....owh the blessed holy words that come flying outta my mouth with no filter...owh the joy it put on ppls faces is priceless... 

well thats all for now...tata till later!!....i love u alll sooo much for being my faithfull supported...pls..click on those bloody add's for me then shut the link...haha..im lame..i noe..ur awesome!!...mwwwaahhh!!...lotsssaa loottssaa love and hugs and kisses from me to u!!...wish i could walk ard with ya'll in my pocket!:)..i have a soft bumm...

and for the ppl i nearly killed of making ya'll laugh sooo much over the phone this past week.....im sorry for making ur tummy hurt and making u cry...but ur damn right the next time u call me...get tissue and a oxygen tank!...i killed my boss today:)

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Do Not ASSUME!!!!

why???why do i always end up being the target that gets all the shelling jus coz some ppl dont have proper ventilation?...always the case...if ur mad at person "A"...take it out on person "A"...not me!!!!!!....common man!!!....groooowww upppp!!!...learn to live wit the fact that ul never have everything the way u want it to be coz life jus isnt fair!!!...

tink i asked for tis life?...tink im happy with the way its been going?...tink i like wat it offers???...tink i dont grumble and whine abt it??...sometimes...u jus gotta suck it up and shut up and move on!!!...its okay to break down once in a while coz ''we'r only human'' and thats why u have majorly awesome frends to pick u up back and walk with u...

*found this while facebooking* It's about life, you will never get lost as in no matter how far you go, even far from God, you will come back to where you suppose to be, and it is because of the people you mix with. If they are the right people they'll bring you back to where you belong. If its the wrong company, then you are screwed. I'm pretty sure I'm with the right people, so I'm pretty sure there's no way of getting lost.

I was told by someone not too long ago coz i was feeling sooo disappointed that every time we had a conversation it would be about how lame my life is...then she said this...''dont take what im gona say to heart but its for ur own good....if u have a problem,and u wna tell me then fine...il listen and il give u some advise and u act on it...do whateva u tink is right but if u dont wna do anything about it...then dont talk about it...coz i cant help u..only u can help urself''....

and that stuck with me from then till now which is why i rather not talk about anything thats happening to me coz id rather go thru it alone or only wen i done feeling pity for my self then will i actually talk to someone and get some advise on what i should do....time saving...so please dear anonymous....i cant help you coz i have a life of my own that needs to be looked after coz ive been neglecting it and having family as priority thus far...and well i guess since everyone is preety much on thier own and are stable im gona put some focus in mine. Would really appreciate if you could not attack me and find a way to ventilate urself...

im not abandoning u ...il always be here for u...but i can only help u if ur willing to help urself...i need to tell me wen ur ready..till then...im gona be a dormant volcano..:)

lots n lotttssaaa love from,
never leaving u regardless of wat hapens..:)

never argue with children!!!!!

from the phil cosby show!!..and that ppl is raven symone!!!!...can u believe that??...cuteness isnt it??...anyway...jus a little update on what's been going on...went for a movie with sundra today in klcc..watched green lantern,it was interesting felt like it was a combination of transformer,thor and harry potter and twilight!!!...haha...its good...go watch if ur a fan of action/sci-fi movie...and if ur in to

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Majorly Awesome People ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

ello!!!...well,if ur reading this blogpost,u better cancel off all ur appoinments for the hour!!...hehe..well first of all id like to thank my faithfull readers who never get bored of me ranting about almost everything and being patient with my randomness and my well...u noe everything else...sooo i was asked to write about me..and i was tinking..i sink at blowing my own trumpet!!...and so i've decided to write about..'why i am who i am'..:)

so,first of all i there's this one man who keep's teaching me stuff as i wake up every morning and he's there with me thru out the day and watches over me..warn's me if something's not right..put's the right ppl in my life if he knows im straying away from him..he's jus majorly awesome la..the only one who never get bored of me crying all the time..:)))..

yeap!!..that's him...

and then there's my superhero,my idol,my mentor,my friend,my shopping buddy,my walking atm machine,my driver,my cleaner,my support,my backbone,my strength!!!!!!damn she is one women to be admired after all that she's been thru and still is going thru,we've been thru thick and thin together and when and if i do become a mother someday i wanna be exactly like her the strength she has to keep going is like never ending...well,i wna be an her in everyway,awesome cooking skils,very very safe driving,a good home maker and most of all....a powerful prayer worrier!!!

and then there's the only man who never fails to make me smile every time im around him..even just the thought of him makes me cry..he challenges me to be better then i am,says tings he doesnt mean coz he know id do anything to jus prove him wrong..i noe he's secretly proud of me tho he doesnt say it out loud...he never hides anything from me,well he cant coz il always find out...he is one i can call on to anytime,anywer and he'll come..a very wise thinker,my adviser,my best friend!

and then comes all the brother's i wasn't born with who are majorly awesome!!and keep me young,who never get bored of me!  

and the sista's i wish i was born with


met her on my first day of school,when i was in standard one and we have and still are friends..:)

and then when i moved school i met



and then i went to secondary school and met

and then i moved school and met

and then i went to college and met miss silently awesome

haha...long list aye..

and for the MEN who make my life awesomer then it already is

and then comes the buddy's i have never met

tis singh fella...ahahah....i went to skul wit him

ahaaaa yesss...i almost forgot!!....hensem nephew's!!!!

ahaha...that's cheating...that's awesome cousin, ray and gorgeous aunty!!!melaka mari!!

i cant seem to get a picture of baby ray...will do sometime soon:(

well their names shall not be mentioned to maintain their identity confidential...*ahahahahahah...u proly already google searched them*..im lame i noe...bt i jus thought u shud noe the ppl who awesome majorly awesome who have played and still do play a vital role in my life...and well the reason im awesome is coz...they'r a big part of it!!!....*BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THE MAJORLY AWESOME PEOPLE ABOVE!!!!!!*


Sean Paul - We Be Burnin

An awesome song!!! haha..the chorus is relyyyy rellyy meaningfull!!!!!!!!....

this is how i normaly memorize the lyrics to sean paul's songs.... " Sean paul some give it to all girls, sean paul say sjskdbjkabsddfjkhfsjkfhjskfhjk
­sdhfjksdhfjkdshfjksdhfjksdhfjk­shdffkjsljjkabd TEMPERATURE OH OH!! "......i love him tho i have no idea what he's saying...:)

a beer,a smoke or a fuck:)

okay if ur under 18/21 or if u have a brain the size of a peanut...DO NOT READ THIS!!!!...

now that the disclamier is out....wel...fuck!!fuck!!fuck!!fuckety fuck!!...woohooo!!...well first day as a branding manager/social media exec/marketing assistant/personal assistant/web designer went majorly well!!!...like seriously well...not that im blowing my won trumpet but seriously..i didnt expect it to be this awesome..well thats preety much all under me...tomoro will be getting my own laptop and my new phone both paid for by the company...hehe...wooottss..

and so il begin to tell u hw blardy fucking awesome it was...woke up at 5.45...slept in dreaming of my life to be will 6.15...then...darn it!!!...im late!...rushed..well not rely..took my time..sempat iron my hair...haha...then ran like olive out the door..coz i was suppose to me iqa at 8 in masjed jamek...ya alllaahhhh..the fucking human taffic!!...id have fucking trafficked all of them to bloody thailand so i can take the bloody train in peace...and then u noe i always set my watch 10 minutes ahead of time...so..it was like 8.40 wen i reached masjed jamek...took off my shoes..tho i was wearing flats  and ran thru the station like a lunatic...yes..i do crazy stuff..and then..obidiently put my shoes back on coz u noe..well..i reached klcc..and zoomed past all the morrises..and reached office sharp nice(correct time)..10 minutes in the lift n i was wondering why isnt it moving....like wtf!!...i didn't touch my card at the lift's tingy so the freaking bloody ting x gerak!!...fuck!!...lucky din press the emergency bell...so i arrived late...on my first day of being promoted and alter maintaining a perfect puntuality record..well sabrina u can proly tell them im never early for anything except for movie!!...well 'd' i noe ud beg to differ..but shuueess!!..and then went in a realised..i dont have a place to sit!!...ahahahahaha!!!..how lame!!..so i was like a homeless child hopping from dillion's table to kak lin's to kelfred's....then finaly they all were gone...dillion marketing meeting,kak lin n kelfred out to jumpe client,iqa went to cari building and i was left alone to manage all the phone calls...interesting isnt it...haha..purchasing thought me alot!!...and so..i was starving...coz i tell those bloody vitamins are no good!!...they make u farking hungarrryyy!!!....like ud eat paper jus so the belly wont make sooo much of noise!!...god..it was loud!!...then dillion came out i grabed the bugga and went down for lunch..came up and continued my product branding...haih...mr.google wasnt much help..apparently he isnt the answer to my problems....coming up with taglines is kinda fun...being creative director is nice...thats wat i was being called today... well the minute kelfred started telling us to go to supernova...the whole marketing jus packed and bolted!!!...ahahahahah!!!..last to team to come in the office...first to leave...we'r the only team that rocks!!...:)

well.....after a hard days work...its either u take a smoke..or a beer..or a fuck...coz seriously...nothing pays better then  2 towers of tiger and 5 packs of malboro black menthol and a lighter that has a picture of a naked lady on it...ahahahah!!...no doubt a good fuck would be good...but well,wen ur with our team all we do all day is dirty talk...talked about going to mist after gaji so bill can get a shag..and he asked me..hv u been to mist..i was like yeah...nex question...hw are the girls there??...they'r okay..friday nights are the best time to hit mist coz its like 3000 ppl there and u can touch any ass u want...and then...''ARE THEY FUCK-ABLE??.''yes we're bloody perverts..and well as u proly ...and well thats all it took for dillion to spray his beer out...well the moments we have at the office is farrrnneyy!!...i was like...hell yeah..every one is FUCK-ABLE...it jus depends on the approach..

well...thats all for now...my job is a lot...but id do it for the sake of working with ppl like this!!...damn they'r awesome!!...oo..wore a mini..rely mini dress today with rely high heels...lol...and so hapen bill came to work..which he's nt suppose to...and he was practicaly hovering over me...coz he only sees me in jeans and uniform...lol...and kelfred..doesnt belive i smoke..yes for all those out there who dont noe i smoke..i do..only malboro black menthol... DO NOT TRY!!..very addictive...and i had to smoke a stick jus to show him i smoke...haha...learning my waterfall...shall video it wen i master it....

byeeee my darling bumbums!!...lottssss and loootttss of love from me to u!!!...im missing evryone soo much n hate the fact that i cant spend time with any!...:)...mwah!mwah!..stay tuned!...a major number of u will be featured soon!!!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Left My Heart after the Beep..

How should i tell her that i miss her,
Should i mail her a letter,
Or should i pick up the phone and dial up her number,
Well i tried both but she dint seem to answer.

I wish you could pick up the phone,
Cause im sick of the same busy tone,
And i hate your caller ringtone,
Heard it a million times and now i cant get it off my head.

The operator lady says your busy,
So i left almost a thousand voicemail and the operator thinks im crazy,
She called me back and said i got issues and i should take it easy,
But i tell her;"lady,im in love..and in love,nothing comes in easy.

Baby i undersand that theres a problem,
and its hard for both of us to get some sleep,
It wont be long untill we find a way to solve them,
But for now, i leave you my heart after the beep.

Missing you like hell baby..but i love you even more..

found this while facebooking...i do not own anything!!!..all credit's goes to the rightfull owner's..:)

Butterfly kisses Westlife

To all the majorly awesome father's out there,who's kids think the world of you....ur lucky!!...keep rocking and stay awesome..Happy Father's day!!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Tourism Ministry: RM1.8m spent on Facebook pages

KUALA LUMPUR, June 14 — A whopping RM1,758,432 was spent on developing six Facebook pages to promote Malaysian tourism, the Tourism Ministry said today.
Deputy Tourism Minister James Dawos Mamit said this today in reply to a question from Anthony Loke (Rasah-DAP).
Each Facebook page cost RM293,072 — Cuti-Cuti 1 Malaysia, Citrawarna 1Malaysia, Karnival Jualan Mega 1 Malaysia, Festival Pelancongan Seni Kontemporari 1 Malaysia, Kempen 1 Malaysia Bersih and Fabulous Food 1 Malaysia.
The Citrawarna 1 Malaysia page has so far attracted 20,292 Facebook fans since it was launched on May 21.
Mamit said that the RM1.8 million included costs for designing, flash programming and coding, testing and debugging, uploading and launching the application, system server deployment and campaign management.
“You need RM1.8 million to run Facebook pages and applications? A six-year-old can start a Facebook page.
“If Datuk Seri Ng Yen Yen has problems getting people to help start Facebook pages, DAP headquarters can help her out, we have people who can develop these things at no cost,” Loke told reporters later at a press conference.
Loke said that unless Ng explained the reasons behind the “exorbitant” costs for the “social media branding” exercise by her ministry, he intends to lodge a report with the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC).

The above article was reported by the star newspaper(online)......and the malaysian citizen's have retaliated via Facebook as well thru a page called CURI-CURI WANG MALAYSIA (stealing malaysian money) that has hit almost a 100,000 ''Likes'' in just a duration of 3 days since it began....this is a copy of the info on the page..

LIKE this page. We can prove to government we no need to spend RM1.8M for a success fan page. We want our mismanaged money back! Please use English or Malay when posting for everyone can understand our voices. Keep this 
page clean from SPAM too, thanks!


This page created with purpose to voice against Malaysia Tourism Ministry who spent RM1,758,432 for a simple facebook fan page with 6-simple apps (cost RM293,072 each).

Facebook is FREE. Don't cheat our money in such stupid way and treat us like idiots. Suspend the contract and RETURN OUR MONEY!

CHANGE NOW to SAFE MALAYSIA! We safe, we save!

Rebecca Black Removes Friday MV From YouTube


Seriously! Do up a search for Rebbeca Black’s ever-so-popular music video, Friday, on YouTube and you will find that it is no longer (gasp!) there. Yes, it has been confirmed that the teen sent a request to the video-sharing site to have her video removed.

According to TMZ.com, Rebecca was upset with her label, Ark Music Factory after they had listed the video as a pay-to-play material on YouTube. “We can confirm that we submitted a Take Down Notice to YouTube as a result of the dispute we have with Ark Music regarding the Friday video,” a rep for the teen said in a statement.

Earlier, Ark Music had rented out the hit video for US$ 2.99 in hopes of boosting its sales. Instead, the marketing strategy backfired and the video was switched back to a free content on the same day due to the massive negative response. Nevertheless, the damage was done.

“Thanks for all the messages regarding the $2.99 fee added to Friday video, I have NOTHING to do with this!!” Rebecca wrote on her Twitter. “PS...My Manager and Lawyer are on this and are going to get to the bottom of this! Stay tuned...”

well,regardless of the fact that rebacca black's friday song has been removed from YouTube...we still have our JJ and Ean's Parody version of the song to still keep us going!!!!...''Like'' the page on Facebook if you haven't already..:)))))http://www.facebook.com/hitzdotfm


David Archuleta Live In Malaysia Concert 2011

Guess who's coming back to Malaysia next month???...You got that right!!...David Archuleta!!!!...Well, the season 7 winner of the TV show American Idol will be coming back to Malaysia due to the numerous request from fans on Sony Music Malaysia's Facebook page to bring him back.

Ticket pricing is at RM300 for VIPRM230 and RM190 for numbered seating, and RM150 and RM90 for free seating (All prices shown excludes RM3 ticket handling fees). The concert ticket will go on sale 20th of June onwards. Tickets are made available through Ticket Charge (www.ticketcharge.com.my) and AirAsia RedTix outlets (www.AirAsiaRedTix.com).

The Managing Director of Sony Music Entertainment Malaysia, Adrian Lim mentioned that, “This will be David’s first ever concert in Malaysia and is also the first time that Sony Music as the music label is doubling up as the organizer for the concert… being in both of these roles gives us more flexibility in giving the fans more accessibility to him. We will have more activities than just a normal concert”.

The 20-year old Utah native’s self-titled 2008 debut album contained hit songs like “Crush”, “A Little Too Not Over You”, and “Touch My Hand”, were on the Top 10 charts across all major radio stations. His follow-up album, “The Other Side of Down” which was released last October, also generated hit singles like “Something Bout Love” and “Elevator”. Both singles were also on our local Top 10 radio charts. David is undeniably successful in Malaysia, with a combined album sales of 19,000 units sold, reaching the Platinum status.
David’s last visit here in April 2009 had an overwhelming response, as there were more than 5,000 fans who showed up for his showcase in Sunway. His exceptional vocal talent and charismatic boy-next-door charm has captured the hearts of many Malaysian fans, regardless of their age group.

Stay tuned for more updates on the Ticket Launching event happening this Sunday, 19th June from 3-6pm at Berjaya Times Square. More details will be announced soon, so make sure you log on to www.facebook.com/sonymusicmy for the latest updates!

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Photos of Doorstep'ers at Work!!!

 thats what our booth looks like...this was last weekend while we were in amcorp!
 that's kak lin and bill with a lady who called herself an it idiot...looking at our products online..:)
 that's ms gorgeous kak lin!!!
 ahaaa...thereeee....that's meeee!!!!
 she should sooo be a model kan?
 kak lin and a mr.antena!!!!...see his hairrrr!!..soo kewl in it!

this is tc...aka...tianchad!!!!!

 me and iqa at work..doing inventory!...grrr...wisma uoa behind klcc!
  tc, bill tan aka gugubird and meeeee!!!!!
nice in it?..
 ahahahahhaha!!!!down syndrom!!!
 me and iqa in amoda!!!
 this is 1...
 this is 2...
 andddd...ahahahahah!!!! 3!!!!....
 remember the joke abt ''wer is akhbar??''...lol....tis is the picture...u may hv to strain ur eyes a little..hehe...its the last name above the number...hehe..:)
 hehe..well...she jus got bill to buy her a hermes purse...so the obvious cheaky smile!
 when we've got nothing to do....or well i should say..wen iqa's got nothing to do...she takes pictures of our butt's...:)

 should be a modal!
 the future faces of doorstep modal's!!..lol..perasan giler!

 meeee!!..ahahahahah!!!...thats jus me and preety much what i do at work with all the text and email's and endless calls that come in on a typical day..it can get preety silent sometimes...but i like the break...lemme noe if i should be taking more pictures... coz im camera shy...or not!..
 the fish was literally starring at the camera!...
hehehe...we look like we'r posing..but nope..we'r brainstorming on the new up and coming malaysian version of facebook...its gona be soooo cool!!...its still under prototype..il drop u a link soon enaf..so u can lemme noe what you think of it and be a  part of revolution!!

this is what happened to me last night...while waiting for the pictures to upload and expecting a call that never came...woke up in the morning to find a million text's...hehe..left the laptop on and slept on it..i have a strong feeling mummy's gona kill me wen she get's back later..hehe...well..i hope i gave u a glimps of what a typical day in my life is...and..umm..be sure to keep looking forward for more!!!!...love u!!!...see u real soon!


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