okay if ur under 18/21 or if u have a brain the size of a peanut...DO NOT READ THIS!!!!...
now that the disclamier is out....wel...fuck!!fuck!!fuck!!fuckety fuck!!...woohooo!!...well first day as a branding manager/social media exec/marketing assistant/personal assistant/web designer went majorly well!!!...like seriously well...not that im blowing my won trumpet but seriously..i didnt expect it to be this awesome..well thats preety much all under me...tomoro will be getting my own laptop and my new phone both paid for by the company...hehe...wooottss..
and so il begin to tell u hw blardy fucking awesome it was...woke up at 5.45...slept in dreaming of my life to be will 6.15...then...darn it!!!...im late!...rushed..well not rely..took my time..sempat iron my hair...haha...then ran like olive out the door..coz i was suppose to me iqa at 8 in masjed jamek...ya alllaahhhh..the fucking human taffic!!...id have fucking trafficked all of them to bloody thailand so i can take the bloody train in peace...and then u noe i always set my watch 10 minutes ahead of time...so..it was like 8.40 wen i reached masjed jamek...took off my shoes..tho i was wearing flats and ran thru the station like a lunatic...yes..i do crazy stuff..and then..obidiently put my shoes back on coz u noe..well..i reached klcc..and zoomed past all the morrises..and reached office sharp nice(correct time)..10 minutes in the lift n i was wondering why isnt it moving....like wtf!!...i didn't touch my card at the lift's tingy so the freaking bloody ting x gerak!!...fuck!!...lucky din press the emergency bell...so i arrived late...on my first day of being promoted and alter maintaining a perfect puntuality record..well sabrina u can proly tell them im never early for anything except for movie!!...well 'd' i noe ud beg to differ..but shuueess!!..and then went in a realised..i dont have a place to sit!!...ahahahahaha!!!..how lame!!..so i was like a homeless child hopping from dillion's table to kak lin's to kelfred's....then finaly they all were gone...dillion marketing meeting,kak lin n kelfred out to jumpe client,iqa went to cari building and i was left alone to manage all the phone calls...interesting isnt it...haha..purchasing thought me alot!!...and so..i was starving...coz i tell those bloody vitamins are no good!!...they make u farking hungarrryyy!!!....like ud eat paper jus so the belly wont make sooo much of noise!!...god..it was loud!!...then dillion came out i grabed the bugga and went down for lunch..came up and continued my product branding...haih...mr.google wasnt much help..apparently he isnt the answer to my problems....coming up with taglines is kinda fun...being creative director is nice...thats wat i was being called today... well the minute kelfred started telling us to go to supernova...the whole marketing jus packed and bolted!!!...ahahahahah!!!..last to team to come in the office...first to leave...we'r the only team that rocks!!...:)
well.....after a hard days work...its either u take a smoke..or a beer..or a fuck...coz seriously...nothing pays better then 2 towers of tiger and 5 packs of malboro black menthol and a lighter that has a picture of a naked lady on it...ahahahah!!...no doubt a good fuck would be good...but well,wen ur with our team all we do all day is dirty talk...talked about going to mist after gaji so bill can get a shag..and he asked me..hv u been to mist..i was like yeah...nex question...hw are the girls there??...they'r okay..friday nights are the best time to hit mist coz its like 3000 ppl there and u can touch any ass u want...and then...''ARE THEY FUCK-ABLE??.''yes we're bloody perverts..and well as u proly ...and well thats all it took for dillion to spray his beer out...well the moments we have at the office is farrrnneyy!!...i was like...hell yeah..every one is FUCK-ABLE...it jus depends on the approach..
well...thats all for now...my job is a lot...but id do it for the sake of working with ppl like this!!...damn they'r awesome!!...oo..wore a mini..rely mini dress today with rely high heels...lol...and so hapen bill came to work..which he's nt suppose to...and he was practicaly hovering over me...coz he only sees me in jeans and uniform...lol...and kelfred..doesnt belive i smoke..yes for all those out there who dont noe i smoke..i do..only malboro black menthol... DO NOT TRY!!..very addictive...and i had to smoke a stick jus to show him i smoke...haha...learning my waterfall...shall video it wen i master it....
byeeee my darling bumbums!!...lottssss and loootttss of love from me to u!!!...im missing evryone soo much n hate the fact that i cant spend time with any!...:)...mwah!mwah!..stay tuned!...a major number of u will be featured soon!!!
now that the disclamier is out....wel...fuck!!fuck!!fuck!!fuckety fuck!!...woohooo!!...well first day as a branding manager/social media exec/marketing assistant/personal assistant/web designer went majorly well!!!...like seriously well...not that im blowing my won trumpet but seriously..i didnt expect it to be this awesome..well thats preety much all under me...tomoro will be getting my own laptop and my new phone both paid for by the company...hehe...wooottss..
and so il begin to tell u hw blardy fucking awesome it was...woke up at 5.45...slept in dreaming of my life to be will 6.15...then...darn it!!!...im late!...rushed..well not rely..took my time..sempat iron my hair...haha...then ran like olive out the door..coz i was suppose to me iqa at 8 in masjed jamek...ya alllaahhhh..the fucking human taffic!!...id have fucking trafficked all of them to bloody thailand so i can take the bloody train in peace...and then u noe i always set my watch 10 minutes ahead of time...so..it was like 8.40 wen i reached masjed jamek...took off my shoes..tho i was wearing flats and ran thru the station like a lunatic...yes..i do crazy stuff..and then..obidiently put my shoes back on coz u noe..well..i reached klcc..and zoomed past all the morrises..and reached office sharp nice(correct time)..10 minutes in the lift n i was wondering why isnt it moving....like wtf!!...i didn't touch my card at the lift's tingy so the freaking bloody ting x gerak!!...fuck!!...lucky din press the emergency bell...so i arrived late...on my first day of being promoted and alter maintaining a perfect puntuality record..well sabrina u can proly tell them im never early for anything except for movie!!...well 'd' i noe ud beg to differ..but shuueess!!..and then went in a realised..i dont have a place to sit!!...ahahahahaha!!!..how lame!!..so i was like a homeless child hopping from dillion's table to kak lin's to kelfred's....then finaly they all were gone...dillion marketing meeting,kak lin n kelfred out to jumpe client,iqa went to cari building and i was left alone to manage all the phone calls...interesting isnt it...haha..purchasing thought me alot!!...and so..i was starving...coz i tell those bloody vitamins are no good!!...they make u farking hungarrryyy!!!....like ud eat paper jus so the belly wont make sooo much of noise!!...god..it was loud!!...then dillion came out i grabed the bugga and went down for lunch..came up and continued my product branding...haih...mr.google wasnt much help..apparently he isnt the answer to my problems....coming up with taglines is kinda fun...being creative director is nice...thats wat i was being called today... well the minute kelfred started telling us to go to supernova...the whole marketing jus packed and bolted!!!...ahahahahah!!!..last to team to come in the office...first to leave...we'r the only team that rocks!!...:)
well.....after a hard days work...its either u take a smoke..or a beer..or a fuck...coz seriously...nothing pays better then 2 towers of tiger and 5 packs of malboro black menthol and a lighter that has a picture of a naked lady on it...ahahahah!!...no doubt a good fuck would be good...but well,wen ur with our team all we do all day is dirty talk...talked about going to mist after gaji so bill can get a shag..and he asked me..hv u been to mist..i was like yeah...nex question...hw are the girls there??...they'r okay..friday nights are the best time to hit mist coz its like 3000 ppl there and u can touch any ass u want...and then...''ARE THEY FUCK-ABLE??.''yes we're bloody perverts..and well as u proly ...and well thats all it took for dillion to spray his beer out...well the moments we have at the office is farrrnneyy!!...i was like...hell yeah..every one is FUCK-ABLE...it jus depends on the approach..
well...thats all for now...my job is a lot...but id do it for the sake of working with ppl like this!!...damn they'r awesome!!...oo..wore a mini..rely mini dress today with rely high heels...lol...and so hapen bill came to work..which he's nt suppose to...and he was practicaly hovering over me...coz he only sees me in jeans and uniform...lol...and kelfred..doesnt belive i smoke..yes for all those out there who dont noe i smoke..i do..only malboro black menthol... DO NOT TRY!!..very addictive...and i had to smoke a stick jus to show him i smoke...haha...learning my waterfall...shall video it wen i master it....
byeeee my darling bumbums!!...lottssss and loootttss of love from me to u!!!...im missing evryone soo much n hate the fact that i cant spend time with any!...:)...mwah!mwah!..stay tuned!...a major number of u will be featured soon!!!
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