Hoopsandyoyo- Too cute

HEHE...:)..

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Jus somethings i wish i could say...

Dear Weekend, I swear the weekdays mean nothing to me. You're the one I want to be with.


has been left unsupervised with the alcohol and laptop... God help me lol x


I love the way you lie... Ha ha Joking . Lie to me again, I'll tie you to the bed and set this house on fire


Problem of solving a problem is not a problem,
but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem .
Any problem??


3. Tip of the day; you think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror..try breaking a condom..


<-- You see that picture? That's me. And you better take a good, long, look at it cause, it is the most beautiful thing you will EVER see.

tried being normal. Didn't like the feeling, so I'm going back to being ME.


I'm not crazy, I'm having fun. I'm not weird, I'm one of a kind. I'm just me


has been brought to you today by the letters W, T, and F


I am not sarcastic.  I'm intelligent beyond your comprehension.

I asked my mom for money and she said "does it look like i am made of money?" i said "well that's what m.o.m. stands for.


teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead, go slow"


Birdie Birdie in the sky, made a poopy in my eye. Me no frown, me no cry. Me just happy cows can't fly !(:

when life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming!!
-Dory


I have a STALKER... It's name is MONDAY. It  just keeps coming back even though I don't want anything to do with it.


DIET===Do I Eat That??

its just one of those days where you tell everyone to F.O.C.U.S. = f*ck off cause ur stupid


people who try to bring you down are the people beneath you.


im awesome..DEAL WITH IT!


My whole life people have told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!" Then they sit there and wonder why I'm so quiet!

Drama does have a sister.. Karma and yes she does get around!


KEEP DISTANCE I'm highly allergic to stupid people !!


Attention all Drama Queens - auditions have been cancelled for today..


Gooood Morning friends, family, and azzholes!! Each one of U know what category U fit in, so no need to ponder nor ask.

has 2 rules. Rule 1: I am always right. Rule 2: If I am wrong, refer to rule 1.


Can you do me a favor?  Stand in front of my car.  I need to test my brakes.


I love my job, I love my job, I...no wait.. I NEED my job, I NEED my job...Well at least until I hit the lottery!


said,     If I ruled the world, We would only work 2 days a week and be off for 5. Who's with me!!

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Every Employer's Guide

If every employee has this kind of employer...no one would resign!!! Now this is some real S.H.I.T!!!

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A REAL GHOST STORY!!!

DISCLAIMER!!...PLEASE THANK GOOGLE TRANSLATOR FOR THE AWESOME ENGLISH!!

    After photos circulated on the Internet true story ghost marriage

The above picture has been online for a long time .. very few people know  about it ...  the legendary ghost marriage ... .. then use the photo leads to some of the real thing ... really it is a ghost marriage , woman face expressionless, her eyes have color, but there is no right hand  because of hand  was nailed to wood to support it and the wood behind collapsed bcz the wood  could not support any longer. As you can  see, she is standing up but it is very clear, this woman is dead. The men is not dead, but he married a dead ghost. This photo is Yuhang rural people! 17-year-old woman named Ye Zimei, the family was very wealthy landowners, and the young man wanted to marry a 19-year-old Wang Haide, then they did not get married, because the woman had died of heat they have been engaged for one year since 1922, according to local customs and later the young man did not want to marry be in a dead marriage,  he ran away to the army, was later caught by the womans his family. This photo was shot at dusk, six days after the woman is dead, propped up behind with a wooden stand, her feet did not touch the ground! You see them behind the two sides of a cross word is convex, that is dedicated to the dead written word! Later, the man went to Shanghai to open a small tea house, died in 1988, was married to a Shanghai local woman, gave birth to a female a child the old social evil customs, ah, some of these data there is no way to verify, because Library source of that information is not clear. Do not stare at a woman's eyes for too long, if you can see her smile for you, then there may very well happen oh. Because the man was not reluctant, because men are handsome local niche, but no money, a woman is like him, by his family and his dead lift engagement of power, poor people ah.================================================== ===========================

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An interesting discovery...:)

"Love is an evil trick that nature plays on people to get them to breed."

"One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved."    — Romain Roland (1866-1944), french writer and Nobel prize winner.

"Q: Do you love me ?
A: What do you think ? That I'm doing pushups ?"

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question ?"    — Lily Tomlin.

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."    — Woody Allen.

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."    — Franklin P. Jones.

"Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage."    — Dr. Karl Bowman.

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."    — Lord Dewar.

"Love is being stupid together."    — Paul Valery (1871—1945).

"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."    — John Barrymore.

"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled."    — Harlan Ellison.

"Considering all the evil that exists in the world, the fact that all of religion's condemnation is focused on expressing disapproval of two people loving each other proves just how evil religion is."    — Jan deBoer.

"It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all."

"Le plus beau vêtement qui puisse habiller une femme, ce sont les bras de l'homme qu'elle aime. Mais, pour celles qui n'ont pas eu la chance de trouver ce bonheur, je suis là."    — Yves Saint Laurent.

"The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one !"

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."    — H. L. Mencken (1880—1956).

"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."    — John Donne.

"MAKE LOVE NOT WAR (see driver for details)"    — Bumper sticker.

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."    — Anonymous.

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

"Love: Two minds without a single thought."    — Philip Barry.

"How can I love you if you won't lie down ?"

"Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me ?"

"Who would give a law to lovers ? Love is unto itself a higher law."    — Boethius (524CE).

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin — it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."    — S. J. Perelman.

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Talking Animals???... seriously?

was wondering what i was gona rant and ramble about today.....and *puuufff!!!*...ting!!ting!!ting!!!...the light bulp in my confused head went *ting*...and then it like kinda jus died...

i actually have nothing...so tonight...we watch video's keh!!..mwah!mwah!..i love u!!...tc:)..and thank u soo much for all your support!

owner: i love you!

Mishka: i love you toooooo!

owner: are u pretty girl?

mishka: i am pretty girl! :)

owner: are you stupid?

mishka: Noooooooooooooooo! :(

lol, wat a story! Adorable :)

hehe...well...i hope this made ur day...coz it sure as hell made mine..il see u tomoro..wen i do actually have someting to talk to u about...something rely like awesome thats gona happen tomoro since its..''friday..friday..friday...''...urrgghh..not a fan of that women!

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Justin Timberlake & Mila Kunis on Being Nude!

Actress Mila Kunis says she dozed off while shooting a lovemaking scene with "Friends With Benefits" co-star Justin Timberlake.

The Ukrainian-born actress admits the pair had to do so many naked scenes during the shoot that she got tired and took a nap, reports thesun. "Towards the very end, we were shooting the lovemaking scene at his father's house. It was like an 18-hour-long day and 17 hours into it, I was laying there and...and I was like: 'I'm just going to close my eyes for a minute'. "Next thing I know, you're like: 'OK, we're done!' I literally took a nap!" said Kunis.

source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com


Soundtrack from Friends with Benefits


 “Jump” by Kriss Kross, “Closing Time” by Semisonic, and Steppenwolf’s “Magic Carpet Ride (Philip Steir Remix)”.


source: http://www.littleratbastard.com

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Beauty of a Women...:)

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,Because that is the doorway to her heart,The place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she

Shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

if "plan A" doesn't work out,
u go for ''plan B'', and if it
doesnt work out also.. ..
don't worry..

u still have 24 other alphabet left :D

reason men chase women they have no intentions of marrying = SAME reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving ;)

In which part of "I'm not interested" don't you get?? Haiz.. Stalkers & irritating people pls get a life or go jump down a building. Tks~ =.=

Hold each friend & loved ones close to your heart♥ because one day you might realize that you dropped a Diamond while picking up stones..

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny-bone :) ~Reba McEntire

What we learn from history is that we always fail to learn from history

 I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. 

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I Know What I'm Talking About!

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Quotes from Friends With Benefits

‎''din understand what i was saying..then dont be a dick about it'' 


‎''why dont they eva make a movie about what happens after the big kiss??..they do..its called porn!''


''no relationships...no emotion...jus sex..whateva happens...we stay frends...swear??..swear..swear..''


''i noe i act all though..and talk all thought..but its jus to protect me from my own vulnarability''


''l.o.m.b.a.r.d...lots of money but a real durb''


''it is nice to have met you...and your pants are coming off.....''


''does she have a penis where most gurls have a vagina??''


''its not about who you wna spend friday night with...its who you wna spend all saturday with..''..


''you want a man whom you can take on the world with..thats your prince charming..''


''before we were sex without emotion and now we are emotion without sex??''


im in love with the movie...seriously..justin in the movie is...like umm..yummy??..would be so cool if i had a real life justin....




all i need now is a drink and and umm..you??..:)..im preety sure the movie is gona be on repeat will monday...

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review on friends with benefits

i swear to god!!i jus watched friends with benefits and il send u the review...:)


im sorry..i jus cried..and i feel stupid..coz i have no words to tell u how fucking awesome it was...and i noe i was suppose to write a review as soon as i watched it...but im telling u..this is no movie to wait for...go buy a pirated cd or download from an illegal website and watch the fucking shit!!!..its awesome like beyond awesome!!!!...i swear..or u can kill me,sue me..wateca makes u happy..

thats all for now..i cant upload the copy of the movie i have here..soo umm...go find it!!!!!!!like now...gooo...gooo..goooo!!!!!!..quick!!wat u doing reading this??!!!!!GOOOOO!!!!

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The Long Awaited Arrival...

well..i tink i forgot to tell u..or mayb i did...but..il story u again...coz..awesome news is meant to be shared...:)..

My cuzin gave birth for the second time and its a baby gurl!!!..hehe...ive got 3 nephews (Ray,Ryan and Nicholas) and finally a niece!..well this was the text i received while i was at the office having a busy day...

''Nicholas jus got a promotion...to big brother! We welcome with love baby Isabelle Daveena Vial born 02.08.2011 at 14.04 -3.48kgs/52cms.With grateful hearts Adelina,Roger and Nicholas''

i was like soooo freaking hapy..i literally started jumping up n down and everyone in the office knew that i my cuz gave birth..hehe...i noe for sure..she's gona be one smoking hot little young lady..they'l be down in december...hehe..i cant wait man!!!...

This is the one and only picture available of her at the moment..coz well...they proly like took a gazillion pitures but din upload...like Nicholas's 1st birthday in Genting last year when the theme was Sesame Street..seriously..i went like an angel...lol!..sooo out of theme..but was sooo last minute i duno wer to go look for a custume!

Anyways..when they are down in december....*they live in sydney,australia*...il be sure to take like loaaaddss of photos for u to see...:)

thats all for now..see u wen i see u...Mwah!!mwah!!..

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"Best Thing I Never Had" by Beyonce, cover by CIMORELLI

WHOOOOAAAAA!!!!.the best cover evaaaaaa!!!!..amazing! and im not even gona kid with u on this one!!!...how the heck did they stwich playing the piano???..amy killed it in this one!

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"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Everyday i look forward to seeing your text, or hearing your voice, but what I really want is to fall asleep in your arms. :D




Since after hari raya is deepavali and then christmas which to be honest isnt so far away...im loving it that its gona be soon coz i cold jus spend my time walking in all the malls admiring the deco and the sale!!...and the presents..well ive started saving up for presents already...


and umm..honestly..this song..actually tell u what i rely rely want...if u noe who u are la..:)..im preety sure u dont..sooo..umm..toodles and mwah!...tc..i love you!

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Compilation of COMEDY COURT..:)..

Some of The Best Original Comedy!!!..laugh ur butts off!

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