FML!!

ZOMG!!!...my nameeeeeee!!!...do u nt tink it could be me?..in some weird way?..sure sounds like me in it?

if i keep doing this...im gona die of nt breathing..god!!..this has to end now soon!!...

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BOOBS!!!*dunt read or be corupted*

i shall not be held responsible if u start having wild imagination like me after reading this..prior warning given..:)

so my madre walked in the house at 10.06..late 6 minutes!!!...so i had csi interrogationfied her to see if she felt anyting between 9-10pm..bt nope..she didnt..she said she was buzy..so no feeling...i told her la..i had someting-someting*inserts tamil song someting somting* feeling all kicking in..obviously coz i was scaring my self to death watching ghost adventures and err..somting else i dunt remember*dory much*...i noe riteeee!!!..which is lame i noe...but..eh..nono...b4 that...she came in the house and saw me tugging my bra down....coz it was WALKING up..*i have no boobs* figures why...

id like em..somting like this??..

too much information??..and then it get visual??..i noe..i feel ur pain!..and then she says..u wna go buy bra?..jusco got...then i say..u noe earlier..i asked u..y ur boobs so low..sagging??..then she says..no la jus now i was wearing a lame bra..oo..we have lame bra's and not lame or is it unlame bra's?..godd!!...

 kewl bra in it!!

then she grabs her boobs*mummy grabs her own boobs nt the lady above*tat is soo rong...bt okay..and says..see now tis one..new one..higher..lol!!...lord!!..my mother is weird!!.then i ask her la..abt the feeling2 tingy...and she's like no la..then go kisses him..and he..as innocent as a babies ass he kissed her BACK!!!...i noe rite!!...can u believe that!!!...bloody indian liiarr!!!...then i get all psyched up and im chating with lilian...and here she comes in the room*without her bra*.."see,they sow saggyfied" she says..i am officialy dumbfounded..not that i wasnt b4..bt..err..boob talk..with my mother..WEIRD!!...then she says...i tink ur father's playing charm again...im like ooo rely?..how u noe?..she says..coz im dark!!...look at me!!...i dunt feel preety.. and i go eheemm..okay..and then i agree..coz weird stuff starts hapening in my room..MR.RAT MOVED BACK IN!!!!!!!...haha...and he goes to sleep..leaving me alone..in the night...did i mention ALONEEEE!!!...and..haih..lunch?..tempting..bt nah..il stay in my koli coop..and wait...nites..i love u loadsssss!!!...mwah!!mwah!!...

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